Because Someone Somewhere In A Basement Demanded It!

According to reports on the internet and the screelings of a lost druid somewhere near Arva, it looks like something potentially awesome--but probably more potentially embarrassing--is coming our way this fall.

We are going to have



PLUS



Which, if I'm doing my addition right, gives us a grand total of



Which should be enough for any sane man or woman not polluted by the penis burr or absinthe addiction, but no! Keeping that figure in mind, add



AND ADD ONE MORE



to give us a grand total of



ELEVENTY DOCTORS!

The Eleven Doctors will hopefully not suck as badly as other multi-Doctor stories. Yes, I said it. Outside of Time-Crash, they are nothing more than televised pantomimes that are interesting for the first ten minutes, then just begin to drag. Like porn. On the upside, it will probably be written by Steve Moffat, who does time wacky very well. And it's going to be short. And it's for charity during the Children In Need. So, that's good.

Remember, it's for the kids, kids! Not for that dweeb who wrote the BBC a letter a day for the last two years on Teletubbie stationary. And it's only a coincidence we have the same name! Really!